I know that the Bible says coveting is wrong, but so is showing me these envelopes in my inbox and not having any project with which I could put them to good use.
I personally think it looks more like a big sheet of platinum. Because my mind is on jewelry lately. The good kind. Don't you just want to run your hands across it? Doesn't it look smooth? I bet it's like a big, baby's butt feeling envelope.
These envelopes are my new crush.